Reader James B says: I would like you to roll around in naked in chocolate.

Dannii says: Mmmm... chocolate... my favourite!!! Now how am I gonna get this off me? Any volunteers? xxx Dannii

Perverts Rejected by Dannii:

Why don't you get yourself completely naked and roll around in the emptied contents of a vacuum-cleaner bag?:) That would be sexxxxxxxy. Matthew Derry, via email

Wear a rubber nurse's uniform please. Then please cut your hair with a scalpel. Neil Curry, via email

Maxim Says: If this didn't look so much like poo, we'd find it either more or less erotic, depending on whether we find poo erotic, which we haven't decided. What would you like to see Dannii do? Send your requests to dannii@maximmobile.com