This month our determined Little Black Book girls visited ude Mercs in Bethnal Green after disturbing reports that working conditions were very oily and that the visit of some bikini-clad hotties might improve things.

Indeed it did, for while our health and safety inspectors are indeed hot, they are also rigorous in their duties. After questioning the boys on professional conduct and death avoidance, the girls began inspecting.

Several screwdrivers were found being stored upside down in their plastic holders, but the men did know how to secure jacks properly. use tools in the correct manner and clean up.

Owner Les commented, 'I think we've learned a lot. We will be much more careful and more diligent in the way we work in future.' Maimings averted! At this rate our lovely girls will be getting MBEs! (Maxim Bodily Emissions).

Want your office checked for hazards by women in bikinis? Email www.sexyinspectors@maximmobile.com and tell us why. We'll get pics and you'll get kissed!