She wasn't bad looking, so I took her to a hut and let her go down there and do whatever she wanted...

We went to meet Zara and Annalisa from T4’s Sunday afternoon show Shipwrecked, innocently expecting a nice, simple hour in which we tried to get a little bit of sex chat out of two young models.

Instead we were confronted with two quite stunning, supremely confident women who, after a couple of tequilas, were quite happy to tell us about their very dark sides: the killing and torture sprees, the masturbation, the vampire fantasies, the dominatrix fetishes and the blood-letting. We spat out our pint about 20 times, and wondered why we’d been wasting our time on women who don’t want to cut off our cock and drink blood from the wound.

You joined the islands late in the series. why were you brought on?

Zara: To spice things up a bit. Because the other girls had been there so long they’d stopped thinking so much about their appearance. Then I rocked up with bright-red lipstick and looking glamorous, and it made the girls want to be sexier again.

Annalisa: I brought my poledancing skills there. I’m a pretty face, but I’ve got lots of random talents and interests. I’m not what I seem. I’m a pole-dancing Buddhist who kills chickens.
You killed a chicken on the island?

A: Yeah. I understand that you have to kill to eat for survival. I’m not going to go out of my way to kill things, but I’d never have the chance to do it again, so I killed a chicken. I hacked its head off and smeared the blood on my face.
What?!

Z: Yeah, we took the blood in our hands then rubbed it on our faces.

A: It’s in honour and respect for the first killing. It’s what all tribes do. I loved it. Someone held the body,then we axed the head off.

Z: Once you’d hacked the head off, it’d run about without the head. It was hilarious.

A: Just being barbaric like a warrior was great. My favourite thing was killing an octopus.You grab its head, pull it out the ocean, and they’ve got a little hole that you grab and then turn them inside out. Turning its head inside out kills it. The killing was definitely one of the best parts.
Right. what are you least proud of doing on the island?

Z: I decided to put on a bit of entertainment, so I dug a hole and put hermit crabs in it. If you pull the shells off hermit crabs, then they’ll fight for a free shell.

A: So she put one shell in the middle and then a whole load of
hermit crabs around it.

Z: We had a few deaths, and I did feel bad about that.

A: We did start off just racing them. But…

Z: But they just weren’t racing each other. So it was their fault, really!
Did you miss sex on the island?

A: Yeah. We had random rocks to go behind – as in, a self-pleasuring way. Everyone did it.

Z: People were even doing it in the toilet area, which wasn’t right. We had a treehouse, rocks…

A: It was really nice on the beach with the sound of the sea. It was like meditating.

Z: Yeah… I’m remembering now.

A: Are you going to go home and knock one out?

Z: I might.
So, no action with other people?

A: The only thing I had was that I got blindfolded in some game and I innocently thought it’d be a test of my senses, but I had to kiss every single guy, and a girl, then guess which was the girl.
Did you guess right?

A: Yes, of course.

Z: You’re obviously going to guess the girl. I had a fling with one of the girls at the end of the show. After the whole thing was done, we were all allowed to drink alcohol on the main island, so all of us got a bit mental. I think everyone got a bit of something.
If they’d had alcohol on the island
during the show, then it would not be showing on a Sunday
afternoon.

A: It was quite bad anyway. There were some orgies.

Z: This girl was the only other bi-sexual on the island. She wasn’t bad looking, so I took her to a hut and let her get down there and do whatever she wanted. We found out later that half the villagers were watching us through our window. We were so involved in it that there could have been a whole group of tourists outside with cameras and we wouldn’t have noticed. And I think we were quite noisy.
Wow. So what would be your ideal sex situation?

Z: I’d see us actually on the island, with the water coming up over us, and the sand, the sun…
I’m getting turned on now. Can you see yourself there?

A: No. We’re into cold, brutal sex.

Z: Well, that’s the other side – the dominatrix; suspenders, heels, the whips, the biting… I’m into vampires, so maybe the occasional sucking of blood. I’m into the very dark end of stuff.
You like blood-letting?

Z: Yes. I’m fascinated with dominating women. I like the female vampire, the strong woman who can have any man under her control. And I can do that easily with the outfits I have.
What, so you slit the guy’s wrists and suck the blood?

Z: Yeah. I also like it done to me, but I have to be quite careful because of my modelling work – I have been quite badly scarred before. It’s just the pleasure/pain thing that does it.

A: I’m very vanilla compared to her. I like a bit of handcuffs here and there, and a bit of spanking – I think everyone does. Treat ’em nice, but also get bad and dirty.
Absolutely! Imagine you were on an all-female island. Who would be queen – the girl who’d kill the animals for food, or the girl who’d carve sex toys out of wood?

A and Z together: The girl who could carve the sex toys!

A: Anyone can kill an animal, but to be able to carve that out of bamboo…

Z: And if she was dark with big boobs and long legs, and she can make toys and use them, then that’s it. Woo! I’m there already.

A: So am I! That’s the one need you can’t satisfy out there.
Would you have an initiation ceremony for prospective girls?

A: We’d put them through something very hardcore, ending with a naked full-body massage from every person on the island. But that’s after the initiation –that’s if they get in.

Z: They’d have to climb up the coconut tree in a pair of black stilettos, completely naked.

A: And then stand under a waterfall completely naked.
It’s not much of an initiation ceremony. You just want to look at them naked!

A: They’d have to bow down and be our slave for the day and have coconut milk poured over them and then have it licked off. Woah, another tequila please!
Sure! What if a man came along? How would you kill and eat him?

Z: We’d have to cut his dick off and eat it in front of him.

A: I like the Hannibal Lecter brain thing: keep them alive, then feed them their own brains. That’d be the ultimate. And definitely have him tied up and tortured. The worst thing for a man is not being able to get it – so tease him; perform in front of him.
Do you go to fetish clubs?

A: Yeah. People have a certain image of fetish clubs, but there are soft ones or hard ones. I don’t think you should limit yourself to anything, whether that be music or sexuality. If you don’t try, how do you know?

Z: I love dressing up. I like the dominatrix, the big boots. When I go out like that I feel very strong.

A: It’s about fantasy. The people who look down on it are scared of
themselves, aren’t they?

Z: I can control people’s minds and make them do whatever I want. I stand there in my sexy outfits, and I can give them one look and they’re hypnotised.
They’re mine.

A: Like Dracula. Or Medusa.

Z: But I wouldn’t want to turn them to stone. I’d rather control what they do. I’d want them warm. I can see a bit of sweat dripping down your forehead… 

Shipwrecked 2006: Battle Of The Islands is on T4, Sundays, 12:30pm.