After her X-Factor debacle, Britney Spears dressed as a sexy circus master on Good Morning America and got lambasted as a 'talentless porn star'. Ouch!

Sara from Istanbul, Turkey is currently hoping to land a job in Right Said Fred's re-union. Her resemblance to the baldy brothers should help

And award for 'cute animal video of the year' goes to...

Britney's hotpants-clad performance on X-Factor came with a suspicion of lip-synching. On a show about live singing? Surely not!

Using reality TV to re-launch a music career and unleash untold musical pain on the masses? Mallet and Van Day, please God, no...

And yet only on £2.63 an hour. A complete travesty to mankind!

Ball-to-face hilarity has just scaled new heights! Premiership clubs, sign this Sunday Leaguester up now